My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes
look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck
not gonna argue with that
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
This is what i spent a whole class doing
with great power comes a great electricity bill
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this
In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me